EDITORIAL

DESTINY DAVISON
???

Coffee runner, note-taker, kiss ass. We’re still trying to figure out exactly what Destiny does around here.

BARNEY FRAGLYN
Customer Service

Barney only answers calls between the hours of 4am-5am EST and ONLY on Tuesdays and Sundays. Good look reaching him.

SANDY HATCH
Advertising

Sandy moistly approves advertising space for dish soap and supplement companies that sell chlorella tablets.

TAG FULLER
Human Resources

Tag will not be replacing the microwave in the break room after having maliciously put a leftover tuna-fish-casserole in there. Tag will not be addressing the matter further. Tag will die on this hill.